Shirtless douchebags

Let's talk about a worldwide plague that infects thousands of climbing gym and other sports.

Let's talk about those shirtless douchebags out there.

My question is: why? Why do you have to remove your t-shirt?!

I think you are just a douchebag.

Here a couple of points to proof my theory.

First: we don't need to see your hairy chest or your amazing nipples. Maybe you are proud of them, but we are fine, thank you.

Second: what's the purpose here? Without the t-shirt, are you lighter? Yes? Really? Well, if this is the reason, I think you're using t-shirts made with the wrong material. ...or maybe it's just a matter of temperatures: the gym is too warm. And also outside is always too warm. Here's a solution: why don't you migrate in a colder area?

Third: if you're running with no shirt, wearing just a pair of tiny running-pants, you're a freak. Do you know that? You look like a maniac: 90% naked, all sweat and panting, apparently chasing people in a park. Do you have the picture now?

Forth: let's say that you're climbing and you're trying something really hard. Maybe you're close to send it. Why do you have to remove your shirt? I don't see the point: with no shirt, does the thing you're trying become easier? What kind of sorcery is that?! Good to know! Next time I'll be doing a really hard and tricky experiment, I will remove my shirt... Shirtless science rocks...

Fifth: and what about the pants? If no shirt means climbing/running/whatever harder and better, then wouldn't be better also with no pants? ...and how about naked? How about you skin yourself? The total weight of human epidermis is pretty much 20 pounds: skinless you'll be 20 pounds lighter. Maybe will hitch a little bit, but it will increase your performance...

Sixth: I get it! This is coming from your monkey-brain. You must show all your muscles in order to increase the chances of mating (with the final goal of making a new generation of shirtless douchebags). But most of the time, you don't have all those muscles... Most of the time you're a kind of shapeless flesh-bag: or too skinny or too fatty. Ergo, the chances of mating drop down drastically when you remove your shirt.

Seventh: I've seen several times those douchebags parking the car and going to the gym or to run already shirtless. Are you living like this? Are you going to work or to the supermarket without clothes? If you don't have the money for a t-shirt, I think Salvation Army can help you.

...and please, someone explains me what is the point of the combo "no t-shirt + beanie"?

Do you need to keep your brain warm, while all the blood is busy with your muscles?

I don't think you normally need blood in your brain...

So, in conclusion: evolve yourself and keep the t-shirt on.

Slayer got it before me: Dead skin t-shirt...