Stretching

I hate stretching.

And even more, I hate yoga.

And yes, I hate those elastic people ultra psyched for the new yoga position.

Screw yoga.

Off course I might be a little biased here: I'm stiff like a dead raccoon because running 90 miles at week doesn't help my flexibility.

All the time I talk about my stiffness they say to me "You should try yoga: it's soooooo good..."...

I've tried it once: bad teacher + horrible student (me) = worst experience ever

So, screw you yoga gurus out there...

I'm proud of my stiffness.

(But yes, I should stretch more. And this is the take home message of this post: it doesn't matter how many miles you're running, do stretching!)

This log has more flexibility than me.

Hey yoga gurus, try your cool yoga poses whit Napalm Death in your cool yoga-ears