100 reasons of why being a metalhead is awesome and you suck.

1. Because is the best music ever
2. Because you don't have idea of what's going on in my head while I'm listening to Brutal Truth
3. Because of Burzum and the smell of fire
4. Because sometimes we don't have anything else left
5. Because we learn thousand of names/bands/songs and we brag about it
6. Because of the distortion
7. Because the sound is like a solid wall of concrete
8. Because of the continue search for bands, sounds, etc.
9. Because sometimes it's the only thing we can hold on
10. Because of the people
11. Because of the live
12. Because of Master of puppets, Reign in Blood, Aenima, etc
13. Because of the moshpit
14. Because life is shit and then you die, and it's ok and we have a soundtrack for that
15. Because we ate proud
16. Because of the hours spent to read the lyrics
17. Because we are disgusting, and we love it
18. Because fuck you, that's why
19. Because of the t-shirt
20. Because of the cold, the dark and the winter
21. Because of DIY
22. Because at some point we all ran away from home for a concert
23. Because we are freaks
24. Because we like punk as well
25. Because of Manowar
26. Because of Manowar' fans
27. Because of the never ending search of music
28. Because there is more culture, quality, knowledge and work in a Iron Maiden' chord that in the entire life of the fuckin' Rihanna
29. Because sometime we just want to be nasty
30. Because sometime we just want to be ugly
31. Because sometime we just want to be evil
32. Because of the Cannibal Corpse album cover/t-shirt
33. Because of the anger
34. Because Phil Anselmo is our uncle
35. Because James Hatfield is our step-dad
36. Because we pretend to know German, Norwegian, Finnish and dead languages
37. Because there is melody in the noise
38. Because we all still remember Cliff Burton, Dime and Chuck Schuldiner
39. Because of the thrash, the beers and the weed
40. Because ignorants call it "noise"
41. Because of the chiodo
42. Because we learn literature/science/things
43. Because "I don't like Black Sabbath..." "Die motherfucker, die!"
44. Because of the ballad
45. Because of the tape-trading
46. Because of the indecent and obscene volumes
47. Because is a stress relief better than meditation
48. Because for most of us it is our only and real English teacher
49. Because we care a lot
50. Because Metallica vs. Megadeth
51. Because of the fanzines
52. Because metal is just classical music on steroid
53. Because of the compilation on tape
54. Because is a state of mind
55. Because we don't care
56. Because play an instrument is cool
57. Because antaa tulla tanne vaan, Suomi Finland perkele
58. Because with Eyehategod, heroin sounds ok
59. Because of the hours spent in the record stores
60. Because fuck authorities, fuck the laws and fuck the rules
61. Because we got lost in the album covers
62. Because "What a fuck is this noise?!" yelled by our parents
63. Because we still have hope in TooL and their new album
64. Because speed is good and faster is even better
65. Because of the drop B tuning
66. (6) Because of the Beast
67. Because of the discomfort
68. Because we support the scene
69. Because some metalheads are stubborn and dumb like a rock
70. Because of the air-guitar
71. Because sometimes we get lost in the songs
72. Because we are unite
73. Because we like also other types of music and we are open minded (sometimes)
74. Because god hates us all
75. Because there is no god, and we know it
76. Because we have a lot of nice song for every occasion
77. Because of the trve
78. Because of the poser
79. Because we like brutal things
80. Because of the demos and the bootlegs
81. Because it's so much more than just music
82. Because the "I grew up and I don't listen to that shit anymore" people are ridiculous
83. Because of the headbang
84. Because is great, indipendently on your mood
85. Because we can change and evolve, but we will never forget our roots
86. Because we are mostly outcasts
87. Becuase metal up your ass
88. Because of the growl, the scream and everything in between
89. Because we are good persons after all
90. Because of the passion
91. Because sometimes is not even music, but just noise, but is cool anyway
92. Because of the loyalty to some bands
93. Because some songs stick forever and some of them leave a scar
94. Because they blame us almost all the time
95. Because of the black clothes in summer
96. Because we are fun and we have fun
97. Because of the hair
98. Because we are not pretty and beautiful and nice and cool and smart as you are
99. Because of Odin and all the legends from the North
100. Because, finally, we don't give a fuck of what you think

Listen to "Decade of aggression", by Slayer. The best live album ever created since the discovery of music.